OBESE Awards

So, 2006 went by pretty fast. A lot of memories.

2006
Category: Film
Action/Adventure: Mission: Impossible III
It was pretty good despite a crazy man being the protagonist.

Animation: Madagascar
Hilarious, Ice Age 2 was almost as good but I loved Madagascar.

Comedy: Borat
No contest.

Horror: Didn't really watch any except for Hostel, which was disgusting.

Thriller/Suspense: Didn't really watch any unless The Davinci Code counts, but it sucked.

Actor: Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat)
That guy is hilarious, he is a great actor, I don't know how he can keep a straight face when being Borat.

Actress: Meryl Streep (The Devil Wears Prada)
I think The Devil Wears Prada is the only movie I saw this year with a female actress that acted well.

Best Motion Picture: Borat
Nothing compares to this movie.

Category: Sports
Best Moment: Zidane headbutting Materazzi in World Cup 06
What a way to end a career


Best Tournament: FIFA World Cup 06

Category: TV
Best Comedy: Corner Gas

Best Reality Show: The Amazing Race 9

Best Drama: Lost (It got confusing though)

Category: Technology
Best Video Game Console: Wii

Best Entertainment Device: Archos AV700
This can record directly from the TV and plays mp3s, video, and has a huge screen as well as a long battery life and some intense features (I wish I had one)


Category: News
Story of the Year: Saddam Hussein executed by the form of hanging

2007
Things to look forward to:
Harry Potter and the Pyramids of Furmat
The Simpsons Movie
Turning 16 and being able to get a driver's license (Stupid kk and his low driver's license age in Alberta)
Possibly getting a Wii

And now courtesy New Years courtesy of Family Guy (supposed to be for 2000):


From the people at OBESE: HAPPY 2007

Funny/Christmas/Old Skool Commercials

Update: I am now having smaller videos so that the page takes less time to load
Wow, such a hard choice: PS3 vs. Wii Apple Style
"I am large and in charge!"

A McDonalds Christmas commercial from 1980's:

Some random funny Christmas Commercial from some Vancouver TRAVEL AGENCY (too bad I don't have a dog!)

In the News

Politics:
Stephane Dion makes Michael Ignatieff deputy leader of the Liberal party.

Mayor O'Brien promised tax freezes are dead, gone right out the window. (I told you so!)

Sports:
Basketball:
It doesn't pay to fight:
Carmelo Anthony and a whole lot of other people got into a brawl and are now suspended up to 15 days and the clubs are facing $500,000 fines.

Football:

World Cup + Player of the Year:

Italian captain, winner of the 2006 FIFA World Cup, part of the Real Madrid lineup of superstars... and now FIFA Player of the Year.This person if Fabio Cannavaro. Runner ups in second and third were Zidane and Ronaldinho.

Movie:
Rocky VI

Sylvester Stallone, the guy who taught people about Roman Numerals who is now in his 60's is making a comeback, holy crap, this guy is strong, he literally got KO'd filming the movie. This movie is just titled Rocky Balboa (No Roman Numerals), opens tomorrow, seems like a good movie (Rocky V sucked)

Christmas...

No....Why does it have to be so dark? I was having fun shooting hoops although it's 4 days from officially being winter!
So, it's exactly the week before Christmas, for Christians this is the time to celebrate when Jesus was born (I'm not too good at religion stuff). What I don't get is why people exchange gifts on some else's birthday. I guess that's something for me to find out over the holidays.

Now...Family Guy Christmas (22 Minutes Full Episode)
Ignore the first minute (ish)


Also, have you ever wanted to download a video off Youtube or any other site?
Well... Now you can, all you need is Firefox! Yes, I transfered from IE7 to FF.

First go here and download


Then, go here and install

Now, just go to any video site and use this. Icon on bottom right.
**OBESE does not support the downloading of copyrighted material**

Idiots! (My opinion)

Yes, I have a huge range of emotions...
*No offence to Your Worship Mayor O'Brian (That's his actual title) or to the Ottawa City Councillors, please do not sue*
*Mature content/language, reader discretion is advised*
The mayor of Ottawa and the city councillors are fucking idiots. I mean why the fuck would you amend the fucking light rail plan so that the projected ridership goes down and you only save 70/700+ million? One of the fucking most important parts of the whole project was the downtown connection. Now that both the provincial and federal governments pulled out of the fucking project, he decides to have a vote on cancelling it. Why the fuck would you do that? You waste the fucking taxpayers money on cancelling the project and you risk getting sued by Siemens for not meeting the fucking contract (the lawsuit is at least 200 million). SO, BOTTOM LINE, MAYOR O'BRIEN PROMISED TAX FREEZES, NOT GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN!

One of the biggest reasons why I'm so pissed is because my family pays municipal taxes (ie Property tax), but we can't fucking vote so we didn't even get a choice in the election. So, this multimillionare turned politician is wasting our fucking money on something we didn't even get a say on. There is something wrong with that. I think he should pay the lawsuit by selling his fucking company, and slowly paying it back using his own money. I actually think my family can sue him, at least that's what their lawyer friend says.

Woohoo

Woohoo, first blog. Anyways, I'm the new member and I've already made some changes to this site (look at the title), oh and also, I tried to insert a widget on the site, but that wasn't working too well....hmm, it appears that I've run out of material already, strange...so here's video, I don't normally post videos on my blog, but this is OB/LB's site, so without further adeiu(sp?)





I'm new at this stuff, so tell me if the thing doesn't work.

All right, in the last few minutes I've thought up some stuff. I'm moving this Saturday, if those damned carpet guys can finish the job. The new place is called Dalton Square, pretty lame, but there was a murder in the house beside ours 20 years ago, so that's cool. Can't think of anything else, so I'll leave you with this video.

Warning, may contain educational material, viwer discretion advised.

CHEO is sick (ha ha ha)

Ok, so I skipped business and computers today so that I could go to my yearly follow-up appointment at CHEO, so not really skipping. Anyways, as I was playing on the XBOX360 in the waiting room on the 6th Floor West (Cancer wing), this kid about nine years old asks me if he could play against me, I say sure. I felt bad for this kid, I know how he felt, for you see I also experienced the effects of chemotherapy on the body. He was bald and he looked quite pale, seemed very nauseous. We were playing some basketball game, something which I could have definitely owned him at, but I chose to lose on purpose, bring a smile to his face. This not only made me happy seeing an unhappy child smile but also it made him quite happy.

Funniness of the Day:
The doctor said that because of the extreme chemotherapy treatments, I might be infertile but she told me to use condoms and have safe sex (right in front of my mom)

I learned a lot today, putting a smile on a kid's face puts a smile on your face

I WIN!

OMG, I won LMOM Contest!!! *Jumps like a giddy schoolgirl NO!* But someone refuses to give me my Wii.
Now, two things.

University of Western Ontario Finance Jeopardy:
Go to the second one.
Click Savings and Budgeting for 500
Type in True...Look at the bottom, what do you get?
Click The Stock Market for 400
Type in Dividends...Look at the bottom, what do you get?
But if you had typed in Dividend, it would have been correct...WTF?

American Dad vs. Family Guy
May take a few moments to load.
Damn, this game is fun.
STEWIE PWNS!

Bored...............

Ok, I was so bored I actually did some research and entered the LMOM Contest . Anyways, I finished the English Summative, don't feel like handing it in through Myfiles(Access school account at home) and don't know what to do. Maybe I should try out our jacuzzi. I'll put up some pictures of our new house soon.
**Warning some mature language follows**
This post is not meant to offend Jerry Bruckheimer, Bertram van Munster, or Elise Doganieri
I was watching the season finale of the Amazing Race Season 10. What did I think about it? It was fucking shit. Why? Well, usually, the season finales have a lot of suspense and tension, but this one didn't. Usually, they are 2 hours long, this one was 1. Usually, they have to do a memory task, this one didn't. Usually, there is a long run to the finish line, this one didn't have one. The season was pretty awesome with the new twists and tasks. However, the season finale fucking sucked. Up to now, there have been 9 seasons (8 doesn't count because it was Family edition and there was no travelling around the world which fucking sucked ass because that's the whole fucking point of this fucking race other than the 1 million dollars). Season 7 was great and it was also the most watched because it was so amazing. They have Asian Amazing Race up on Youtube, I am going to go watch it soon. I certainly hope that Season 11(All-Star Edition) will be good, if it ends similar to 10, I will be so pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, it's now December 4th, 2006, which can only mean one thing. I'm moving in 8 days. My new address will be 261 Parkin Cicle(lolz funny name), which is near South Keys. Please do not stalk me! Damnit, I get all my summatives this week and I have to help my mom pack. For those who want my trash:

===***=== Update ===***===
I actually counted my Hallowe'en Candy today, sorta
-I am willing to sell all my Hallowe'en candy that I have left for a mere $2 (coffee crispsX2, kitkatX1, ohenryX2, snickersX3ish, aero*4, wonderbar*1, hershey kisses*2, throw in there a few sesame snaps, plus an allbran bar, whatever else i find).

-I will sell 2 Tulip Festival Pencils(Shaped like tulips)+Stickynotes(Shaped like tulips) for $0.75 each or 2 for $1

-I will sell my PS3 for $600 Includes 5 games Joking, I don't actually have one

-I will sell my parents' old credit card for $5 NO!!!

-I will sell 2X24 Cinnamon Listerine Pocketpaks for $1

-Plus other great stuff

===***=== SOLD (Yes, I actually sold stuff) ===***===
-I will sell my magic cards(that terence gave me) for $1(includes deck box+plastics).

Random link dump:

Smash my _______. Insano guy!


Uncyclopedia, change it how you please...

That's IT!