Hallowe'en

3 Things today:
1) Hallowe'en
2) Karl's Birthday
3) Most importantly, a week away from my birthday.

So first, HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARL.

Happy Birthday Karl.

How Not to Be an Asshole

OK, normally, I wouldn't do a blog right now, but I am just too freaking pissed after a crappy day at work. And now, I'm tutoring some kid who's so stupid he's managing to fail Social Studies and English!!! So I'm just going to do a blog to vent; so yeah, there will be explicit language. It's addressed to the assholes of the world and is basically about what not to do when you're at a store.

I don't give a rat's ass about Future Shop
Seriously, I don't give a shit about the prices at Future Shop or Best Buy. This really applies to any store, the cashier isn't the freaking boss.  So why are you telling me about the fukcing prices at other stores? I can't change the prices! If it's so cheap at Future Shop or whatever, great, buy whatever the hell you want there, it's a free country. Unless you have the intention of actually buying something or asking a question, FUCK OFF!

Don't lie to me
I'm not stupid, if I'm working at a retailer, that means I know something about what I sell. So don't give me shit about getting a Lexmark cartridge for $15 at Future Shop. It's not true! Just because you say that, doesn't mean I'll give you a discount or something. I'll just think you're an asshole.

Keep the receipts
I'm not giving you a fucking refund without a receipt, it's that simple. Prove you bought it from us, or I'm not giving you a cent. How do I know you haven't just picked up shit from a garbage can and tried to pass it off as our stuff?

Be on time
I do not sleep at the mall, if I'm at the end of my shift, I want to go home. If you came exactly as I close, I won't help you. I'll tell you nicely to fuck off and then leave. Sure my boss'll be pissed, but I don't give a shit! You get the whole day to come and you choose the time when I close? Screw you! This applies especially to fast food places, if you go when the machines are all washed and stuff and ask for a $1.00 sundae or something, you come off as a fucking retard, trust me.

Know the prices
If you don't know what the price of something is, ask before buying it. Other wise you'll just be that whiny retard making my day suck.

Pick up your stuff
This applies for pre-ordered stuff only. If you pre-order something, and we give you a pick up date, pick it up then! Don't be an asshole and wait a gazillion years before coming back, you'll come off as an asshole, and a tardy one at that.

Know what you want
If you come and say: "I need a black cartridge" I won't know what the hell you need. Cause there are just a few hundred models around, so don't be a retard and know your own stuff before coming to buy something. Else you'll be the fucktard who wasted my time.

Twenty is not acceptable
Don't give me a 20 when I charge you $3.26. That's a lot of change, and you come off as pretentious asshole.

That's it for now, folks...