Random Rumblings

All right, if you want to know why Boyang has posted the last 10 posts in a row, it's becaus a: I was lazy, b: I was at lmom forums. I'm in a battle with Boyang for first place(I don't know how he finds the time for this stuff). So here's my latest Random Rumblings.

I hate television, no, I'm serious, I really, really, REALLY hate television. Why? Because it's just so damn addicting. It's like some kind of feaky mind drug. For instance, this weekend, I had an English paper Monday, a science assignment due Monday, a band festival thing on Tuesday, a psychology journal entry due Wednesday, and a HUGE English assignment due Wednesday. I figured I would have to work my ass off just to finish. And what'd I do? I planted my ass(which was suppose to be working) square in front of the TV, I must have spent at least half the weekend watching TV. But in my defense, the stuff were good...ok, fine, not good so much as not horrifically bad: I was watching Jurassic Park III on Friday, I'd watched it for just about a million times, but I couldn't resist the thought of bloody severed bodies...then the kid that I tutor came over, so I had no time to work (by the way, he got an 87% on his last math final, but now he's just tuning me out)...then, on Saturday, I was watching Chronicles of Riddick(ok, I admit it, that was horrifically bad, but I still couldn't take my eyes off it), Underworld, and Matrix Reloaded(it gets worse every time)...and on Sunday, the last day I had to work I was watching Bulls-Pistons, Cavs-Heat, Van Helsing, and Tomb Raider. So I was pretty much screwed this entire week; but luckily, the full effects of my screw-up won't be entirely felt until next week.

So the other day I was on the train right? And standing next to me(it's WAY too crowded) was this girl from like grade 5 or 6, 7 tops, anyways, she pulls out a CELLPHONE(and it wasn't a crappy one either) from her HANDBAG and starts TEXT MESSAGING, after she was done, she plugged in her IPOD VIDEO!!! I know I was on the bus, but I think I still murmured to my self "what the hell?" I mean, c'mon, how does a 12 year old need a handbag, or ipod, or cellphone?!?!?!?!? This is getting ridiculous. What is she carrying in that handbag?!?! PENCIL CRAYONS!?!?! And who in the world is she gonna call with that cellphone?!?!?! Her mom?!?! I'm afraid that mainstream television has corrupted us all, and I just realize it now.

*Editor's note: The ensuing paragraph is in noway intended to sound racist, if you take it that way, I'm sorry to inform you that your are easily offended

What is up with multiculturalism?!?! The government just keep shoving it down our throats. And don't get me wrong, I think multiculturalism is great...like communism is great, it's paradise if everyone actually are cooperated, instead it's just a sham, a politically correct sham. Have they actually seen the cities in Canada? Every one just groups around their own little town, the Italians have little Italy, the Chinese have China Town, the French got the whole province of Quebec, and the Natives? Well, they got the territories and a few reserves scattered here and there. Is that really multiculturalism?!?

Now on to my usual sports stuff: Apparently, all top 50 players in Pick-One fantasy basketball hates me. Kobe got 22 points(cumulated points+rebounds+assists) when he averages around 40; Agent Zero got me 30 points when he gets 41 usually(OK, so those weren't too bad, but you have to understand, I'm only picking them against the leagues worst teams, so they should do better than average, not worse); and here's the worst news: Memhet Okur, Caron Butler, and Mike Miller COMBINED gave me less than Cutino Mobley, soI guess you could conclude that Mobley must be a hell of a player, right? Wrong!!! He got me 21 points!!! I'm still in the 91% though, mostly because most people quit midway through the season.

Hockey playoffs start the week after the next. Not the real one of course, the fantasy one. I'm in 4th place, but it doesn't matter, I've basically clinched spot anyways. Unfortunately, Christ Drury and Brian Gionta chose this time to get injured, and my goalies are still too inconsistent. But if I get extremely lucky and Ray Emery catches fire for the final 3 weeks of regular season, I can win!

I'm also playing in fantasy braketology for March Madness, here's hoping Kevin Durant pulls a D-Wade/'Melo.

I've joined a baseball league, yes, I hate baseball, but I had nothing better to do, ok I do, but I wanted to win a fantasy championship in each of the big four leagues in the same season. My best player is David Ortiz, and I don't really know the rest of the players.

That is all, from here on out, I'll try to make a lot of shorter posts instead of one gigantic post every month.