Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Goals in Life...

YES!!111one11!!111 I have finished one of my goals in life....

#10 Watch the Oscars in whole (LIVE)

So my goals in life/what I want to do before i die (Listed in order of importance):
#1. Get accepted into at least 3 DIFFERENT Universities
#2. Make $100,000 before taxes in my entire lifetime
#3. Watch every episode of the Simpsons
#4. Sell 3 of my unreleased CDs (Coming out September 2007)
#5. Travel to EVERY continent
#6. Touch a Ferrari
#7. Sleep in a 5*+ hotel
#8. Buy a hybrid/electric/hydrogen car
#9. Take over EVERY online social network (probably not gonna happen)
#10. Watch the Oscars in whole (LIVE)
#11. Sell/Buy something expensive from eBay
#12. Travel to the US

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OB!/LB
Boyelly Furtado
Burger Queen
Bloq Quebecois

Monday, February 26, 2007

Video DUMP!

The Most Amazing Acrobatics You Have Seen In Your Life:

Learn To Stand Up For Yourself:

Some Crazy Interpretive Dance That I Don't Really Understand:

Carling Cup Final: Arsenal vs. Chelsea: The "Brawl":

iPhone Commercial:

Condoleeza Rice "Rap", She doesn't even look like Rice:

Quick Change:



The Buffalo vs. Ottawa Rematch was WEAK!

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OB!/LB
Boyelly Furtado
Burger Queen

Friday, February 23, 2007

Brawl Time!!!

Brian Murray's 1200th game:
Best hockey brawl of the year!

How it started:
Chris Neil gets a clean hit on Drury and Lindy Ruff sends all his big guys out onto the ice to well...fight
Right from the faceoff, Spezza gets raped
Now, everyone starts fighting, even the coaches: they start exchanging words and gestures and Rob Ray(Buffalo TV Guy) is in the middle of this, WOW!
Emery's first day back from his 3-game suspension, he gets into a fight, he gets Biron in 3 Seconds, and Peters gets in on the action and starts punching Ray Emery, who is smiling, and well this is how it went:

You can hear the coaches' exchange:

WOW, REMATCH ON SATURDAY, I WANT TICKETS

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Ping-Pong

Wow, I actually have so much work: Chinese essay that I can't hand in typed so I have to copy like 1200 character...
Science test tomorrow
French Dictee tomorrow
and other stuff..........

Since I've been getting owned by my dad at ping-pong these last few days, might as well have a ping-pong video dump:
Never Ending Game

Human Ping-Pong

Matrix Ping-Pong

These are too pro:





Friday, February 16, 2007

Myspaces

I actually hate all internet social networks, especially Myspace
None of these myspace spaces are mine: They're just interesting
Tom
Einstein
White and Nerdy
Napoleon Dynamite
Bill Gates
Mr. Peabody
Frodo
Charles Darwin
Bill Nye
String Theory
Official Napoleon Dynamite
Pedro
Jolly Green Giant

Wow when did myspace get so scientifical.......

Double Post Day

I totally need to catch up on posts, I'm like 1 short last week and 2 short this week so DPD.
No Ways!!!!!:

MJ is making a comeback


Al Gore with concerts to help save the environment


Karl got a job

iBelt


David Copperfield:


AND GERBER GOT A SHUTOUT!! WOAH

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Woohoo!!! Five day weekend (more on that below). I haven't posted for a while, so this'll be a long one.

This has got to be the most stuff-filled week ever: first Valentines Day (which is complete bs perpetuated by Corporate America to make men buy extravagant gifts for their wives/girlfriends in exchange for sexual intercourse: think of it as Christmas for females between the age of 16-80. And yes, I did write that because the closest thing I had to a date was my alarm clock, thank you for asking), then the anniversary of Decimal Day (school is off today and tomorrow, some say it's because of the Teachers Convention happening in Calgary, I like to think Deciaml Day had something to do with it; and yes, I do like to write comments for every one of my comments), then NBA All-Star Weekend which coincides with Chinese New Years, and on Monday, I get the day off again for Family Day, some scam made by the government of Alberta to let government employees off for a day in Febuary.

On a serious note, our school started grade 11 course selections this week. To paraphrase a certain prince of Denmark: To AP or not AP, that is the question,/whether tis noble in the mind to suffer countless hours of boring, boring, BORING AP crap that could potentially be completely useless AND draged down my grade. Anyways, for the mean time, I'm choosing to take the pre-AP courses in 11 because my parents want me to finish university faster (assuming I don't bomb 11 & 12 and have to be a hobo, in which case, if anyone needs a secretary/manny/cook/ janitor, you know where to find me). But the problem is that I've talked to my cousellor and she told me that Canadian univeristies are not that big on AP, unlike American universities which cost lot more than Canadian ones. Right now, I'm thinking of doing normal English and Social Studies(yes, it is a mandatory course in 12 over here) and AP for math and the 3 sciences (annoyingly enough, AP in 12 take the whole year so I'll have no choice but to go to summer school). I know a lot of you are gifted and on course for AP, I'd love to hear what you're doing for the next 2 years, so please leave a comment.

Alright, call me a hyprocrite, but I got a job. I still think it's extremely right winged and wrong, but I'll have to get a job this summer anyways, so might as well start now. Besides, as Marlon Brando might say, they made me an offer I couldn't refuse: I get paid $160 a month to tutor some 7th grader on English and math for 2 hours each week. Apparently the mom (some Chinese realtor who helped us get our house) thinks I have a "good work ethic"....right, well, I guess some people just have too much money to spend. My first session is this Friday, I hope it goes well, but not holding my breath here (the only thing that annoys me more than a little know-it-all is a stupid little know-it-all).

Great time for a break, I just caught the season finalle of Beauty and the Geek. No real surprise here, the strongest team got only 2 votes from their former competitors, not that the winners deserved the money. I think it's pretty clear that most of them got nothing out of the experience, which is just about right. But man does it make for a great show.



The All-Star break couldn't have come at a better time than the Phoenix Suns, they've just been slumping since Nash went out. Loosing by double digits to both the Bulls and the Sonics when they didn't have double digit loss the entire season prior. Bulls I get, but Sonics? Come on, I know Diaw was out too, but the Sonics? Which goes to prove that Steve Nash should win a third straight MVP, without him, I'd be surprised if the Suns can make the playoffs.
By the way, here are your All-Stars:

East: Agent Zero, D-Wade, LBJ, Bosh, Shaq, Billups, Caron Butler, Vinsanity, Richard Hamilton, Dwight Howard, Joe Johnson, and Jermaine O'Neal

West: T-Mac, Kobe, KG, Duncan, Ray Allen, 'Melo, Josh Howard, AI, the Matrix, Dirk, Okur, Tony Parker, and Amare





Which brings me to another point, these arguments about players from winning teams deserving to go to the All-Star game and taking out fan voting is ridiculous. The fans want to see exciting players, not ok players from good teams (last 4 piston went, there was no SG better than Richard Hamilton?). Who cares if a team is bad, a player shouldn't suffer because management sucks, and neither should the fans have to watch Mehmet Okur instead of Elton Brand or CP3 (nothing against Okur, he helped me win my first fantasy championship last seaon, but is he really better than Brand or Paul?).

How bout them raps? 16-6 in '07. Yesterday they just beat division rival nets. During the game, when fans started the MVP chant for Bosh, apparently, Carter caught mouthing the words: "C'mon. MVP?" Now, I have to make it clear that I agree with him, an OK team does not make a player MVP, but Carter has to regret forcing that trade to NJ now.



I noticed something really funny on ESPN, when first John Amaechi came out with his book "Man in the Middle", everyone praised him for being the first to come out and called him the Jackie Robinson of the gay community. So far so good. Then after a few days, people got tired of him and started saying how he's using his sexuality to make money...very strange

One last thing, Emery was suspended for 3 games by the NHL, Gerber started in his place and got a SO. First of all, who knew Emery had a mean streak? and second, Gerber got a shut out? I mean, sure it was against the Florida Panthers, but still, a shutout is a shutout. Who knew he had it in him.



Well, that's all for today. Happy Decimal Day, Chinese New Years, Family Day, and whatever other holidays there are this weekend from OBESE.

Monday, February 12, 2007

Grammy

Yea, I need to post more, damn you Rex Grossman, anyways, I've been spending too much time at the local rink playing foot hockey with my neighbour. I totally killed her at foot hockey even though she plays hockey.

Grammy:
The Dixie Chicks won big with 3 of the biggest awards: Best Record, Best Album, and Best Song (Bush-hating bands are winning so much)
Why didn't Weird Al win best comedy album, I'm so disappointed
Ludacris wins best rap album and a whole other stuff happened

Check more winners out at Yahoo Music

And now JT:

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Superbowl ADS

Wow, at 2.5 MILLION for a 30 second spot, you would think that these ads would be great, well some of them are, some of them aren't
A Lot of the Homosexual Community Went Crazy(Negative Way) For This One:

Rock, Paper, Scissors to a whole new level

OMG, the Blockbuster Animals

WTF is Sierra Mist?

SalesGenie It's Craptacular

Why Would I Defend a Sierra Mist if I don't Know What it is

Languages With Carlos Mencia

Monday, February 5, 2007

Superbowl Recap

3 letter word for Superbowl XLI? I'll give you a hint, it starts with "b" and ends with "ad".
The most exciting play was the first one. 92 Yard Kick Return!!!
Anyways the rest sucked and Grossman got intercepted so many times, it was stupid (1 for a TD and 1 for 50 yard gain). How many fumbles were there in the first quarter? It was like everytime someone touched the ball, it fell.
Anyways, the Bears lost pretty bad: 29-17. They could've gotten a TD in the dying seconds but Grossman ran the ball, so they lost the opportunity to lose in style.

What lead to the Bears downfall?
1. Crappy Offense
2. Lousy Defense
3. Awesome Colts Defense
4. Adam Vinatieri
5. Bad luck (the challenges were close)

And now, some Superbowl ads:
KFed

The GODaddy Commercial That Didn't Get Banned

Parrots can drink Budwieser?

Mary J. Blige is Gonna Buy Me A Chevy?

Awesome, maps can spit fire (listen to the lyrics)